Fake Friday: The Latest Breaking News Headlines

Some of our favourite recent headlines from the-o-dot Twitter feed, your trusted source of breaking Ottawa news.  (Republished here with permission.)

• Pumpkin Infused Blood Transfusions Popular With Area Vampires
• City Of Ottawa Parking Meters To Be Converted Into Exciting And Revenue Generating Slot Machines
• Bridgehead Bulletin Board Has One Non-Yoga Flyer Posted
• Quebec Driver Accidentally Uses Signal Light While Turning
• Escalator In Sears Turned Up A Notch For Excitement In An Attempt To Lure Customers

See also: Ottawa Media Guide
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